Tuesday, August 26, 2008

A pedophile tried to contact me through MSN

This is the chat log:

The pedophile "Miranda" was using the address mirandakaboza@hotmail.com

(9:07:27 AM) Miranda Who is this?: Hi
(9:08:56 AM) DoubleM: Hello
(9:09:03 AM) Miranda Who is this?: hey, A/S/L?:)
(9:09:22 AM) DoubleM: So you don;t know who I am already?
(9:09:46 AM) Miranda Who is this?: hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
(9:10:09 AM) DoubleM: 12 / F / Texas
(9:10:26 AM) Miranda Who is this?: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
(9:10:59 AM) DoubleM: Dude, I'm 12. Do you realize you're propositioning a minor?
(9:11:18 AM) DoubleM: Have you HEARD of the FBI???
(9:11:29 AM) DoubleM: Or the TV show "To catch a predator"?
(9:11:31 AM) Miranda Who is this?: I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
(9:12:15 AM) DoubleM: You;re a pedophile.
(9:12:31 AM) DoubleM: Do you even know what that word means?
(9:12:58 AM) Miranda Who is this?: well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/janeroom fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!


I'm not actually 12, but I decided to claim to be when I got an "A/S/L line from a stranger. Normally it just scares off random perverts.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Oh my stomach


I can't imagine this is good for you in any real way.

The prospect of cooked bacon being kept at room temperature in a candy bin is, by itself, a bit nauseating to start.