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Issue turns personal for Santorums
Father First, Senator Second
God puts smack down on ultra conservative senator, but senator is too dumb to realize what happened.
"I killed his son to get him to see late term abortions from the mother's side, but he's too insensitive to his wife's suffering to have any empathy, and too stupid to see the point I'm trying to make."
When asked about future plans for dealing with senator Santorum God replied, "I thought about making his kids gay, to try and force him to see gay rights from a different viewpoint, but Lucifer started chanting about how well that worked with Dick Cheny. I've given up on trying to make American see something from an alternate viewpoint by making them live it. If it's another family member, they just ship them off to be 'treated' and if I do something to their own bodies, they babble about me testing their convictions or Satan trying to attack them for being so virtuous."
When asked about the message to be conveyed by the September 11th attacks, God grew irate and said "None. There's no message in it. It's not judgment on anyone. I nearly struck Pat Robertson with Leprosy when he claimed it was my judgment on America over gay rights. I decided that was too Old Testament, so I just made him see images of black pots and kettles everywhere for a couple of months."
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