Monday, November 30, 2009

Christian Side Hug

I know this may sound racist, but, with rare exception, white people should never attempt to rap. This rule is even more important when people are attempting to write over the top religious lyrics with no comprehension of what makes a good song. Choosing to rap is NOT a way to cover a lack of musical talent. A lesson these nit-wits clearly missed.

Monday, November 23, 2009

About 'Twilight'

Twilight is the story of a 109 year old, blood sucking pervert who hangs out at high schools and stalks an underage girl because she "smells" right. He then proceeds to spend his nights watching her sleep and his days telling her how much she needs him to protect her.

And this is supposed to be romantic???

Let's make a slight change to the story. Let's make Edward a perfectly mortal 54 year old blood fetishist instead of a vampire and he's her Geometry teacher. This gives him a reason to be in the school, something he didn't have before. Don't make ANY other changes except ones needed to accommodate those tweaks.

Is it still romantic when he spends his nights watching her sleep and his days telling her how much she needs him all because of how she smells?

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Unsubscribe request

I somehow got on the mercola mailing list. I just sent an unsubscribe request. When doing so I was asked why I was unsubscribing. This is the explanation I gave:

I was really sickened by the slew of misinformation and outright lies being spread by this newsletter. The easily debunked anti-vaccine nonsense alone was nauseating. It's clear that the newsletter promotes not science base medicine but whatever trendy quack idiocy is making the rounds.