Twilight is the story of a 109 year old, blood sucking pervert who hangs out at high schools and stalks an underage girl because she "smells" right. He then proceeds to spend his nights watching her sleep and his days telling her how much she needs him to protect her.
And this is supposed to be romantic???
Let's make a slight change to the story. Let's make Edward a perfectly mortal 54 year old blood fetishist instead of a vampire and he's her Geometry teacher. This gives him a reason to be in the school, something he didn't have before. Don't make ANY other changes except ones needed to accommodate those tweaks.
Is it still romantic when he spends his nights watching her sleep and his days telling her how much she needs him all because of how she smells?
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