bash.org is a riot

http://www.bash.org/?789709

[xchlathx] "Dumbledore returns from the dead and declares it to be hammertime, Harry proceeds to break it down, Voldemort is unable to touch this."

http://www.bash.org/?789388
[Duskmon] It must have blown to be one of the first outsiders to convert to Christianity.
[Duskmon] Like, you're reading through the Bible for the first time, and then a bunch of Hebrews burst into your Church shouting "CAIN KILLS ABEL IN GENESIS FOUR VERSE EIGHT!"