Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Revisiting the "Firefox Myths" Part 4

Please read my earlier post "Revisiting the "Firefox Myths" Part 2, the Tangent" for background information on where these quotes came from and what the heck is going on.

September 18, 2007 1:49 PM
Myth - "Firefox and Mozilla are the same thing"

It is clearly a Myth if people believe it and it has been debunked. "Value of a web browser" has nothing to do with my page, it is about Firefox Myths. I can see you are starting off as if my page is some attempt to convince people what to use, it is not, it is to stop the spread of Myths about Firefox, period. I don't care what browser you use.
The very first Myth was one where I admitted Andrew K was right. I took issue with the use of the term "Myth" to refer to the confusion, but I admitted Andrew K's response was correct.

I'm amused by the sentence "I can see you are starting off as if my page is some attempt to convince people what to use, it is not, it is to stop the spread of Myths about Firefox, period." when a tangible anti-Firefox hostility permeates the Firefox Myths page. I recommend the reader not take my or Andrew K's word about the intention and bias of the Firefox Myths page. Read it for yourself and decide what you think Andrew K is trying to do.
Myth - "Firefox is spelled 'FireFox' and abbreviated FF"

This is still a Myth and as you can tell a largely believed one, regardless it is clearly debunked.
Again, I made it clear in my original article that Andrew K was correct on this Myth.
Myth - "Firefox is not a Religion"

I have since clarified this one much better with sources I should have used from the begining, my intent was never that Firefox is an organized religion but as the definition I clearly provided says:

"A cause, principle, or activity pursued with zeal or conscientious devotion."

In my experience which goes back over 15 years and I have been online since 1996, I have never seen more fanboys then those who mindlessly endorse Firefox. I provide overwhelming evidence for this and thus the Myth is debunked.
Oh, he's been online since 1996?

Give the little newbie a cookie. I'm glad his wee little virgin mind has never encountered an obsession greater than that of the fringe Firefox Zealots. If he truly has "never seen more fanboys then those who mindlessly endorse Firefox" then I have to say he's just not looking. I decided to take a look at the updated section, and did indeed see a few new links.

Explorer Destroyer - This link is more of a guide on how to abuse Google's ad system than anything else. Oddly, the "Level 3" script to block all IE users from a site sounds a lot like the "Why Firefox is Blocked" site that originally lead me to the "Firefox Myths" page.

Kill Bill's Browser - I don't see the point in including obvious and outrageous humor links.

Block IE - How is this different from whyfirefoxisblocked.com?

IE is Evil! - Again, a humor link, and it's a "I hate Microsoft" zealot, not a Pro-Firefox Zealot. I call shenanigans. Andrew K misfiled this Zealot.

God Chooses Firefox - If Andrew K counts every random humor piece involving Linux as "proof" of "Firefox being a Religion" then I can use The Onion as a source.

Firefox Crop Circle - Again, he misfiled his Zealots. There are hobbyists who make crop circles for FUN. Besides, after reading the site I have to conclude these are Linux Zealots.

Firefox Sidewalk Firefox Balloon - The linked site seems to be down, but they're just links to the same guys who did the Firefox Crop Circle. Besides, these Tetris Zealots have them beat hands down.

Firefox Bus - Including this as "proof" of Firefox being a religion is downright misleading. I read the text, and there's no evidence the artist who painted the bus even knew it was the Firefox logo. Besides, Firefox has a For Profit corporate arm, which means this could very well have been an advertisement.

Andrew K is determined to view the Firefox Zealots as being more extreme than ANY other group. Fine, I won't burst his little bubble.

Why should he face the fact that, for example, Cosplay alone makes Firefox zealots look downright mundane. They routinely spend thousands of dollars on costumes to look like their favorite anime characters. What's the most extreme thing Andrew K found? Oh, right, a Firefox themed crop circle.

Then there's the guy with the Zune tattoo.

And my personal favorite, the Catbus Bus from Burning Man.

The bottom line is, a little online hunting will turn of Zealots and lunatics for just about any topic you can think of. I'm not defending Firefox Zealots by any means. My point is, Andrew K is giving the Firefox Zealots far more credit than they deserve for outright lunacy.

Revisiting the "Firefox Myths" Part 3

Please read my earlier post "Revisiting the "Firefox Myths" Part 2, the Tangent" for background information on where these quotes came from and what the heck is going on.

September 18, 2007 1:49 PM
First of all you haven't "debunked" anything on my page.
A quick note about debating. That kind of statement should be put at the END of a response and not the beginning, and only then if you've demonstrated your claim. It's a bit premature to insist your oppenent didn't debunk anything before you've even replied.
None of my pages have comment sections because my pages are not blogs but all the testimonials are from real emails that is a fact. Go to any companies site and see how many critical comments you will find on their site. That is absolutely ludicrous. There are plenty of fanboy rants about my page online, none of them factually correct or debunk anything but they are "critical".
If Andrew's going to compare his web site to that of a corporate marketing site, what company would he say he represents? Microsoft? Opera?

I'm afraid I didn't express my concerns about the lack of critical comments very clearly. I was thinking in terms of a scientific paper. A scientist writing a research paper is expected to anticipate and address the objections that may be raised regarding his conclusions. For example, Alfred Kinsey was one of the most outspoken critics of his own work. Many people have criticized his use of prison populations for his research and pointed out how that could skew his results. Kinsey himself had stated those very concerns in his original research, and outlined several methods for modifying the research population to better represent the population at large.

Andrew K makes no attempt to outline where he may or may not be wrong or explore likely objections to his conclusions. Even when confronted with proof of Drive by IE exploits, he flat out denies they exist. All criticism or debate attempts are written off as "Firefox fanboyism."
The author of the whyfirefoxisblocked is Danny Carlton not me.
I stand corrected. I can admit when I am wrong.
Nanobot is a flat out liar who is mad because I caught him redirecting visitors coming from my site to different pages.
I'd like more details on how this happened. Was there a forum post of some kind that Nanobot controlled but Andrew K linked to? Did Nanobot hack Andrew K's site, and if so why Andrew contact the police? Inquiring minds want to know, this could be a THRILLING story!
I never spammed my page to Digg I posted it anytime a new version was released which had updated and new information.
Actually, posting the same link to Digg multiple times IS Spamming Digg. You're only supposed to submit it once. Digg has a number of tactics to prevent the same link from being submitted multiple times. The submission interface even discourages the submission of articles similar to those already in Digg.

By his own admission, Andrew K spammed digg, he just chooses not to call it Spamming.
I also never used any of those names.
What the heck, I'll take Andrew's word on that.
Of course there were complaints from the fanboys who did not want anyone to read the truth about Firefox!
I'm torn. Making a crack about paranoia and conspiracy theories feels like a low blow, but he's set himself up for such an accusation time and time again. Perhaps Andrew K is just paranoid with persecution delusions and firefoxmyths.com is just a cry for help. I can't take these censorship claims seriously. He makes wild claims of persecution but then used an example like accounts being deleted form digg.com, when he's already admitted to behavior that the digg submission interface actively discourages.

I checked out the Digg.com Terms of Service and found the following:
By way of example, and not as a limitation, you agree not to use the Services:
...
7. to submit stories or comments linking to affiliate programs, multi-level marketing schemes, sites/blogs repurposing existing stories (source hops), or off-topic content;
...
9. with the intention of artificially inflating or altering the 'digg count', blog count, comments, or any other Digg service, including by way of creating separate user accounts for the purpose of artificially altering Digg's services; giving or receiving money or other remuneration in exchange for votes; or participating in any other organized effort that in any way artificially alters the results of Digg's services.
Submitting the same URL multiple times sounds an awful lot like "repurposing existing stories" to me. If any of the accusations about Andrew K using multiple logins to Digg the same story are true, then he'd be guilty of item 9 above as well.
There are no lies on my page and all quotes in the fanboy quotes section are and were intended as satire.
It's lines like this that make me suspect the "Andrew K" who posted the comment is a fake, or that the firefox myths page is itself nothing more than an elaborate bit of trolling. Caught editing quotes to completely change their meaning, Andrew clumsily claims the entire section is somehow satire, even though there's nothing within the content of the page to imply it's satire. It's similar to a child being caught in the act of stealing a toy from a sibling only to respond with "But I was just borrowing it!"
The Techspot link is about as informative as the Iraqi propaganda minister. Only the fanboy quotes were satire NOT the testimonials.
Again, the clumsy defense that the edited comments are "Satire." I also notice that Andrew K makes no attempt to deny the claims made on the Techspot link. He merely brushes off his borderline slanderous editing of comments as "Satire." The only way that claim would wash is if the entire Firefox Myths site is satire.
I will never give any voice to people who can't read and comprehend facts and sources and flat out lie.
You mean like including only the bolded portion of the following quotes on your web site?
"I'm not a big fan of evangelism or hyperbole, so when a page called "Firefox Myths" entered my radar recently, I was very interested." - Tre
Actual comment - "I’m not a big fan of evangelism or hyperbole, so when a page called “Firefox Myths” entered my radar recently, I was very interested. Then sadly disappointed. Rather than a balanced analysis of some of the folklore surrounding Firefox, it is merely a stream of weak arguments against imaginary “myths” supported by misquoting or deliberate misreading of sources. I’m not even going to reference the page".

"It's an interesting read..." - Robert A. (Mac User)
Actual comment - "Someone looking for their 5 minutes of fame (obviously not worth 15 minutes) decided to post some Firefox Myths. It’s an interesting read, though has a few oddball statements, that really don’t make sense".

"The sources & data are convincing..." - Ryan J. (Editor note - this should start "...the sources")
Actual comment - "Even though the sources & data are convincing, I see nothing pro-Firefox there - notice no links about IE's insecuity I wonder why."

Oh right, I forgot, that kind of creative editing is somehow considered "Satire."
There was obviously a deliberate intent by the Digg administration to keep my page from being posted on Digg.com. This was brought to my attention by various people who attempted to have it submitted and then had the post removed, their account deleted and their IP address blocked. I link to one such testimonial. Conspiracy? I have no idea but deliberate? You bet.
By his own admission, Andrew K was submitting the site multiple times, which clearly violates the repurposing existing stories (source hops) prohibition in the Terms of Service.

Of course, the only way to really debunk the censorship claim would be to, for example, find a collection of anti-firefox links in digg.com

I'll start with a juvenile hunt for the phrase "Firefox sucks" on digg.com. The following are from the first two pages of results. Given the ease with which anti-Firefox articles can be found on Digg, one has to wonder what could POSSIBLY be so special about Andrew K's "Firefox Myths" page that he would be deliberately blocked when all of the links below are allowed in. SOme of the links below are very well written and ended up with triple digit digg numbers.

Occam's Razor leads me to suspect the Terms of Service violations documented above are a more likely explanation than an organized front posed by Digg admins to suppress one page.

the Firefox Sucks Organization - Digg users are firefox fanboys ?
It seems like someone decided to open a "Firefox Sucks" organization, more than that - they are mentioning Digg users as Firefox fan boys. Actually the whole blog is dedicated to sole purpose of stopping the Firefox browser from spreading. Blog owners are inviting other people to join them in this battle. Weird joke ? Or is it a real intention ?


IE7 vs Firefox 2: The Memory Usage Showdown

lifehacker.com — "After running Internet Explorer 7 for a full day now and throwing just as many tabs at it as the 'fox, its RAM suck-uppage consistently stayed less than HALF of Firefox's."More… (Tech Industry News)

Firefox sux?
Check out this page with Internet Explorer and then with Firefox, and marvel at the difference. Looks like Firefox sucks after all. The page uses IE filters and VML which FF doesn't understand.

the Firefox Sucks Organization - Digg users are firefox fanboys ?
It seems like someone decided to open a "Firefox Sucks" organization, more than that - they are mentioning Digg users as Firefox fan boys. Actually the whole blog is dedicated to sole purpose of stopping the Firefox browser from spreading. Blog owners are inviting other people to join them in this battle. Weird joke ? Or is it a real intention ?

Firefox 2.0 hijacks Feedburner rss links
I've just noticed this and it sucks.. I liked the ability to add a RSS feed to my online read (netvibes) via any feedburner link.. to me this looks very intentional.

Opera 9: First impressions of a Firefox user
I decided to try out Opera after reading a Firefox-bashing site (link at the bottom). I’ll admit to being sucked in by the whole “Take back the web” propaganda. So, in order to decide for myself whether Firefox is really the best I downloaded and installed Opera 9.23.

Why the Firefox Extension Site Sucks
Don’t get me wrong. I love Firefox. It is a great browser and one of the things that makes Firefox stand out is its wide assortment of extensions. The problem is when it comes to finding an extension. With thousands of extensions on their site and only about 25% of them being compatible with Firefox 2.0. Here is a solution I have come up with.

Web standards? IE? Firefox? BULLSHIT!
I am really getting tired of seeing all these "holier than thou" articles, comments and rants about how Internet Explorer sucks because it doesn't implement "web standards" correctly, and how Firefox "does".Take a look, and you decide

Revisiting the "Firefox Myths" Part 2, the Tangent

This is the ongoing saga of my responses to a Blogger using the handle "Andrew K." On September 13, 2007, I posted an article entitled "Debunking the 'Firefox Myths' page." The point of the post was to address what I saw as factual errors on firefoxmyths.com. Someone claiming to be the "Andrew K" who created Firefoxmyths.com posted a couple of replies to my original article. Since I expected the resulting thread to get rather long I've chosen to respond to his posts with separate articles on my blog.

First, a little background. One of the comments came from FreewheelinFrank who provided me some insight and a few links. Here are FreewheelinFrank's links.

The article "The myths of Firefox Myths" was written by a blogger who was convinced to try Opera by the original Firefox myths page. He then attempted to contact Andrew K about some of the holes he found on the site, specifically the fact that it fails to approach Firefox in an unbiased manner. He was rudely rebuffed and proceeded to create a page debunking the myths one by one. I recommend reading it, as he makes a lot of good points and the comment links are often hilarious, particularly the superior Firefox Myths page that takes a far more even handed approach.

Next, FreewheelinFrank links to "Internet Explorer Unsafe for 284 Days in 2006" which I wrote about in my first response to Andrew K's comments.

Finally, grantlairdjr.com/wp/2006/05/18/firefox-myths starts off with a link to firefoxmyths.com and contains a thread discussing the claims made on the site and someone claiming to be Andrew K responds.

Revisiting the "Firefox Myths" Part 1

A blogger claiming to be the "Andrew K" behind the "Firefox Myths" page has posted a few replies to my original article about the Firefox Myths page.

Naturally, I can't be sure the posts REALLY came from Andrew K. Because of this, I'm going to respond to the comments as if the author of the posts to my blog and firefoxmyths.com are one in the same. As you read on, please remember that I could be responding to a prankster.

First, I'll respond to the shorter of the two quotes.

September 18, 2007 1:53 PM
Freewheelinfrank is a Firefox Fanboy spammer who has done nothing but spread lies and libel about my page. This is why he is listed on my page as such.

He has never been able to provide me with a URL that proves "auto-installing" spyware on IE.

FYI, they like to link to sites where the comments were closed before I could respond or my acount was banned simply for defending myself.
No one really cares if Freewheelinfrank is a "fanboy" or not. His motivations are secondary. Tossing around phrases like "Fanboy" is a juvenile tactic to begin with. Andrew's decision to use it as his first volley makes him look like his argument is weak and unfounded. Already, this alleged "Andrew K" has tried to direct the debate away from raw facts and into attacks on character and motive.

Andrew K's next comment is even more comical. He claims Freewheelinfrank has never provided "a URL that proves "auto-installing" spyware on IE." Freewheelinfrank's post included a link to the Washington Post article "Internet Explorer Unsafe for 284 Days in 2006" that discussed such exploits. The article linked to yet ANOTHER article entitled "Hacking Made Easy".

Both articles discuss what are known as "Drive by" infections. Specifically, these are viruses, trojans and key loggers that install themselves when you simply visit an infected web site with a vulnerable browser. All you do is "Drive by" the site, and you find your PC infected with a virus or keylogger. Andrew K's comical claim that no such viruses exist for IE betrays either willful ignorance or a profound lack of understanding.

Allow me to provide some more of the references Andrew K claims he's never received. 2006 was not a good year for Internet Explorer users.

The article Drive-By IE Attacks Subside; Threat Remains discusses the zero-day drive-by attacks that were taking place in March of 2006. A vulnerability in Internet Explorer's implementation of createTextRange() allowed for the installation of arbitrary code on the victim machine, simply by visiting an infected web site. No downloads, "OK" buttons or other user activity needed. Most of the infected web sites were spreading SDBot to capture user activity and send it back to the hackers.

Drive-by Ie Attacks Subside; Threat Remains further discusses the same round of exploits, and goes into a bit more detail about how Microsoft spent a lot of time spinning the attacks and tracking down malicious web sites.

Somehow I suspect Andrew K won't be happy without exploit code, so I'll provide a link to the IE createTextRange() vulnerability exploit code.

Of course that was all IE 6 and below. What about IE 7? A similar buffer overflow bug was found in IE 7. Fortunately, this was found by a security researcher and proof of concept exploit code turned over to Microsoft, so there aren't any known infections of IE 7 from this bug. The article "Microsoft Hunts Down New IE Bug" has more to say about the incident.

You don't have to dig very hard to find proof of zero day, drive by IE vulnerabilities. A few seconds on Google turned up the links above and when you can find proof so easily you can't help but wonder why Andrew K is so determined to insist no such proof exists.

"Andrew K" ends his comment by whining about his accounts being closed before he could respond to the accusations made against him. This too is a classic misdirection tactic. No one cares if he didn't get the chance to respond to a criticism in a given forum. What matters is the response he gives to the accusation NOW.

So far, I'm not impressed. A couple of insults, a bit of whining, and an easily debunked claim about Drive By IE Exploits hardly constitutes a viable defense of FirefoxMyths.com.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Debunking the 'Firefox Myths' page

Not long ago, the web site http://whyfirefoxisblocked.com/ hit Digg.com, Slashdot.org, Reddit.com and several other sites. One of the links on that page was to a "Firefox Myths" site. Right away, two things jumped out at me. There were several "Testimonials" in the left hand navigation bar, all raving about how wonderful the site was, but there was no "Comments" section. Read what you want into this, but there were no comments that were critical of Andrew K. on the site.

I looked at the other links on the page, and began to suspect that http://whyfirefoxisblocked.com/ was, in reality, nothing but a hoax site designed to drive traffic to Andrew K's web site. If this is the case, then I have to admit it was a clever and effective way to bloat his Google Pagerank, and no doubt get a few dollars from ad revenue while he was at it. Nothing drives traffic to a site quite like outrage.

At the bottom of the page, Andrew K claims that "Anyone even posting a link to www.FirefoxMyths.com [On digg.com] will have it removed, their account deleted and their IP address blocked.

If true, such a claim deserves to be investigated, so I did a little hunting. I quickly found a digg.com article on this very topic:

http://digg.com/tech_news/Digg_blocks,_bans,_and_deletes_users_who_post_links_to_firefoxmyths.com

The user Nanobe had this to say:

Here's the story: Mastertech (a.k.a. Andrew K., the author of the Firefox Myths article) submitted his Firefox Myths page to digg a whopping 12 times, once or twice every time he updated the page. He also commented on just about every web browser related article with a template message advertising his page. To put it simply, he was banned for significant levels of spamming, and his website was also banned to prevent him from advertising it under different names (and he is known to pass himself off under many different identities, including David Dobsen, David H. (which is actually my name -- he used it to promote his webpage knowing that I'm a vocal critic of it), Drew, FFeLEET, GeneralAres, Jim, Joe Somebody, Mike G., MT, NewsHound, Realist, TheHardTruth, Thor, Vincent, and possibly others). LOTS of people reported him, there were LOTS of complaints from different people whenever he spammed his page, and I'm frankly surprised it took so long for him to be banned.

It doesn't help that his page contains outright lies and deliberate misquotes from many people including myself. This will make for an interesting read: http://www.techspot.com/vb/topic44405.html

The Techspot link that Nanobe provided was very informative I followed it and found that www.FirefoxMyths.com's "testimonials" and "Fanboys" were crafted by heavily editing the comments of others to the point where the very meaning of the original comment changed. For example his web site recounts the quote:

"Patches are... always sufficient to protect Internet Explorer against auto-installation of malware... Clearly assertions to the contrary are unhelpful & patently untrue." - Thomas

According to http://www.techspot.com/vb/topic44405.html however, the original quote was:

"Reality - Patches are not always sufficient to protect Internet Explorer against auto-installation of malware; several zero-day exploits in past months have highlighted this very issue. Clearly assertions to the contrary are unhelpful & patently untrue. Nor should occurrences of such installations be a source of derision."

Notice how it was edited? The original statement claimed that applying security patches will NOT protect users from all auto-installed malware. When crafting his edited quote, Andrew removed things like the negating word "not" and the mention of zero-day exploits, completely reversing the meaning.

Already FirefoxMyths.com was on shaky ground, and I hadn't even gotten to the actual content!

The next red flag for me was the remainder of the "Disputes" section, wherein he makes vague references to "a few rather amateurish and rash 'rebuttals' to this page" but never links to any of them. He never gives any voice to his critics and the rest of the section degrades into rants about "Fanboys" and claims of a conspiracy to keep his site from being mentioned on Digg.com.

I decided to examine his "Firefox Myths" page and come to my own conclusions. As a disclaimer, I am a Firefox user. This is because I have a PC at work, a Mac as a home desktop and Linux running my Personal Laptop. Firefox, combined with Google's Browser sync, means I can have a consistent interface and set of bookmarks across all three operating systems. That said, I'm always open to new ideas. I've switched web browsers before and if Andrew could make a good argument, I could be persuaded to switch again.

Myth - "Firefox and Mozilla are the same thing"

This isn't so much a Myth, as a bit of confusion common to new Firefox users. A casual read of the Mozilla web site reveals the difference. While the "Myth" is indeed false, it's hardly relevant to the value of Mozilla as a web browser.

Myth - "Firefox and Mozilla are Not for Profit"

The existence of a non-profit foundation, established to fund Firefox has lead to the common misconception that Firefox is itself devoid of Commercial interests. Andrew K helpfully links to a Mozillazine.org article that goes into more detail, but the bottom line is there is an official, commercial entity monetizing Mozilla. The browser itself may be a free download, but, like Opera, people are making money off of it.

So far I was encouraged. The first two "Myths" were addressed and debunked with relevant references. The next myth just plain amused me:

Myth - "Firefox is spelled 'FireFox' and abbreviated FF"

To tell the truth, I found this "debate" to be comparable to the question of if you should write "email" or "e-mail." Whatever The Mozilla Foundation's "official" stance on the matter is, people will spell it however they want. Still, I'm sure the Mozilla Foundation appreciated having another voice repeating their Official stance on the product's name.

Myth - "Firefox is not a Religion"

This had me laughing. The bottom line is, all technologies have their fanatics and Andrew K found a number of examples of Firefox evangelists raving about how great it is, including a rather poorly executed Humor piece claiming that God Chooses Firefox.

http://skiphappens.com/archives/000151.html

The Browser wars however are a poor place to go for entertaining examples of Fanboys raving about their chosen technologies. The best Fanboy ranting I've seen is in the Console wars, specifically, PS3 vs XBOX 360 vs Wii.

http://www.destructoid.com/ps3-fanboy-video-proves-that-99-9-of-youtube-users-are-stupid-as-hell-33631.phtml

To be blunt, the fanatical advocates for ANY technology, be it Internet Explorer, Opera, Windows, Linux, Mac or whatever are generally boring and rarely offer any useful information. Yes, the advocates consider getting people to try their pet technology to be a moral crusade, but in the end, people only stick to a technology if they find it works better. Calling Firefox a "religion" grants the zealots a defining level of power that, to be blunt, they don't have in real life. The logic Andrew uses to declare Firefox a religion could be used just as easily to claim that Internet Explorer, Opera, Windows, BSD or any other technology is a "Religion."

Myth - "Firefox has lower System Requirements than Internet Explorer"

The only "example" given for this myth is a JPEG hosted on Andrew's own web site. The image is of an undated posting by some random individual with no information on WHO the "source" is or with what authority they spoke. The article then links to the System Requirements for Internet Explorer 6, SP1, and Firefox 2.

Why would he compare the requirements for the 2002 version of Internet Explorer with the requirements for the CURRENT Firefox? There's a five year gap between the applications. Netscape 4.x was the browser competing with IE 6, SP1. Firefox as we know it didn't even exist.

Let's try an Apples to Apples comparison, specifically, Firefox 2.x vs IE 7, SP2.

Firefox 2 System requirements:

http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/system-requirements.html

Windows

Operating Systems

* Windows 98
* Windows 98 SE
* Windows ME
* Windows NT 4.0
* Windows 2000
* Windows XP (Recommended)
* Windows Vista

Minimum Hardware

* Pentium 233 MHz (Recommended: Pentium 500MHz or greater)
* 64 MB RAM (Recommended: 128 MB RAM or greater)
* 52 MB hard drive space

Internet Explorer 7, SP2

http://www.microsoft.com/windows/downloads/ie/sysreq.mspx

Computer/Processor
Computer with a 233MHz processor or higher (Pentium processor recommended)


Operating System

Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2) Windows XP Professional x64 Edition Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1)

Memory
For Internet Explorer 7:

* Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2) - 64 MB

* Windows XP Professional x64 Edition - 128 MB

* Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1) - 64 MB

* Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 ia64 - 128 MB

When you compare the current versions of Firefox and IE, as opposed to comparing the current Firefox to a FIVE YEAR OLD version of IE, we find they have the same minimum system requirements, but Firefox 2.x runs on more windows versions than Internet Explorer 7.x.


To use an automotive analogy, this is a bit like Toyota comparing their safest 2007 Sedan to the late 1980's Ford Pinto and using that comparison to claim that Toyota cars are safer than Ford. Such comparisons make it look like you have something to hide.

Myth
- "Firefox uses less memory than Internet Explorer"

The iexplorer process does indeed use less memory than Firefox. Many of Internet Explorer's components are loaded into the OS at boot time and are broken off into other processes. While the total memory usage of IE is difficult to calculate, it's not really relevant. Firefox is something of a memory hog compared to Opera and the visible IE footprint.

So far, I was still willing to give Andrew the benefit of the doubt. He'd only really screwed up on one "Myth" thus far.

Myth - "Firefox is Bug Free"

I've been a professional programmer for nine years now, and the concept of anything being "Bug Free" is laughable, a fantasy spouted by people who are either ignorant or are seeking to sell you something. I actually have a rule of politely escorting any vendor who claims a "Bug Free" product to the door.

The fact that Andrew chose to link to a forum post on petlovers.com as an example of people who think Firefox is bug free is, in and of itself, a cause for concern. I've heard people claim that Firefox has fewer bugs than IE, and that claim generally degrades into a debate about bug severity and the difference between a mere cosmetic defect and a major rendering or security flaw. If you use the right criteria, you can make any claim you want about IE vs Firefox in terms of relative "bug" status.

Exploring THAT issue, the question of which has more real security bugs, would have been a worthwhile "Myth" to address, and yet there's no mention of the debate on the "Firefox Myths" page. The closest Andrew comes is this laughably softball claim that "Firefox has no bugs."

Myth - "Firefox is Stable"

This too, is a lost opportunity. Andrew chose to address stability problems stemming from poorly written extensions as opposed to any stability issues in the core browser itself. How stable is stock, out of the box Firefox when compared to Internet Explorer? Andrew doesn't say, or even point at any resources on the topic.

What he DOES do is point to resources about how a poor extension can munge up the works. I was immediately reminded of having to dive into the Widows Recovery Console when a Dell desktop at work was rendered unbootable by a bad video driver. I was reminded of the time a bad sound card driver caused a Compaq Desktop to reboot whenever the "New Mail" message played. I was also put in mind of debates I'd had with friends over how many of Windows 2000's stability improvements were related to real code changes, and how many to the "Driver Signing" initiative to increase device driver quality.

I was also reminded of all the times I had to clean up AOL installs that had rendered the office LAN connection useless on "Road Warrior" laptops.

Andrew had a chance to pit Internet Explorer against Firefox on stability and instead chose to point out that Firefox, like all software, is vulnerable to problems caused by poorly written third party developers. It's a shoddy misdirection tactic that, yet again, makes it look like he's trying to hide something. Why does Andrew fail to pit IE 7 against Firefox 2 in a real stability contest? Is he trying to imply that IE can't be crashed by a poorly written third party add-on?

Myth - "Firefox is the Fastest Web Browser"

While the source Andrew links to decrys itself as being "over two years old" it does include statistics for recent versions of Opera, IE and Firefox. I was not surprised to see Opera was the fastest browser. Opera is, after all, the vendor of choice for optimized and embedded web browsers. It looks like some of their optimizations made it into the main browser.

http://www.howtocreate.co.uk/browserSpeed.html#winspeed

That said, I was surprised that Firefox 2 and IE 7 were neck-and-neck, with one browser outperforming the other at different functions. With the exception of starting the web browser, the average user will likely see no real difference between them, as the gains of one area will be swallowed up in the losses of the other.

Myth - "Firefox is Faster than Internet Explorer 6"

Andrew used http://www.howtocreate.co.uk/browserSpeed.html#winspeed as his source, and I will do the same. I will use this data to compare IE 7, Firefox 2 and Opera 9. To see how Andrew's beloved IE 6 stacks up, I'll include it as well. The speeds are in seconds.

Browser name

Cold start

Warm start

Rendering CSS

Rendering table

Script speed

Multiple images

History

Firefox 2.0

11.64

3.05

1.71

1.62

22

2.03

48

Internet Explorer 6.0

6.99

1.77

1.32

1.33

60

2.32

32

Internet Explorer 7.0 (b3)

7.8

2.4

2.13

1.47

36

2.47

39

Opera 9.01

2.47

2.24

0.84

1.08

13

1.44

8

First we see that Opera is, indeed the fastest. Opera's experience in writing embedded browsers has clearly served them well. It's the fastest in all categories. IE 7 is the slowest on some tasks, while Firefox 2 is the slowest on others. Surprisingly, IE 6 was the slowest on script execution.

What I want to point out is the gap between Internet Explorer 6 and Internet Explorer 7. Notice how IE 7 performs worse than IE 6 on all tasks except Script Speed.

Myth - "Firefox is Faster than Internet Explorer 7"

Andrew writes: "Internet Explorer 7 is clearly faster than Firefox 1.x and 2.x in 4 out of 7 measures of performance" and he's right. Of the performance measures given, IE 7 outdoes Firefox in 4 out of 7.

Of course, IE 6 out performs IE 7 in 6 out of 7 of those same metrics. Why isn't he crowing about that?

Myth - "Firefox is Faster than Mozilla"

The test results would lead one to believe that once you get outside of the realm of Hyper Fast Opera, most the other browsers are snails on Valium. This seems a fair assessment. With the exception of launching the application, Firefox 2, IE 6 and IE 7 differ by less than half a second on most tasks. Firefox Murders IE 6 and IE 7 on Script Speed, but is in turn pummeled on "History" browsing, something that the original tester describes as a test of how efficiently the browser used it's cache.

Ultimately, the average web user will only notice a real speed difference when launching the application, or when doing ANYTHING in Opera.

Myth - "Firefox Gained 25% Market Share in May 2007"

Myth - "Firefox Achieved 20% Market Share in January 2006 in Europe"

Myth - "Firefox Achieved 10% Market Share in 2005"

I'm grouping these three together because they are just claims about where Firefox's market share was at a given point in time. Geocities was once the single most popular free website destination and AOL once provided Internet access to over 70% of the people who were online. Netscape 4.x was once the KING of the web browsers to the point where people giggled at Internet Explorer. How many of those statements are true today?

What matters is not the popularity of a browser at a given place in time, or the accuracy of a given article about that popularity but trends in the browser's growth. The problem of course is that it's damned difficult to get reliable browser metrics. Yes, you can get a report about the popularity of a web browser on a given web site, but estimating worldwide popularity or even regional popularity is a hit or miss proposition. The ease with which Firefox and Opera users can spoof their Browser ID makes accurate detection even more difficult.

According to http://marketshare.hitslink.com/report.aspx?qprid=3, one of the sources used by Andrew in his "Myth Debunking" Firefox grew from 11.84% of the browser market to 14.37% in the space of 11 months. According to http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_stats.asp the picture is very different:

2007

IE7

IE6

IE5

Firefox

Mozilla

Safari

Opera

July

20.1%

36.9%

1.5%

34.5%

1.4%

1.5%

1.9%

Just looking at the stats from a different site gives Firefox a full third of all browser usage.

I think the definitive word on the matter comes from http://www.upsdell.com/BrowserNews/stat.htm

Caution: stats mislead. Caching distorts raw data; audiences vary for each site; methodologies vary for each survey; surveys miss or omit important details; surveys mis-identify browsers or other user agents; some search spiders pose as browsers; small sample sizes exaggerate fluctuations; and stats don’t count those who stay away because their browsers are not supported.

Caution: browser stats may help you decide when a browser is so uncommon that a site need not support people who use it; and the stats may satisfy the curious; but the stats are useful for little else.

They then give a breakdown of stats based on their source. Please note that Mozilla and Firefox are lumped together in their graph under the heading "Gecko Based."

Browser Usage Stats (%)
source
1
source
2
source
3
source
4
source
5
source
6
IE7

28

33

31

22

22

19

IE6

39

45

58

47

57

33

IE5 (windows)

.65

.4

.65

17

.7

1.2

IE5 (Mac)


.2

.1

KHTML based

2.2

4.6

2.2

2.3

3.3

4.2

Gecko based

29

15

7.7

11

15

39

NN8

.1

.15

.1

.1


.05

Opera

1.3

1.1

.1


.7

2.1

Mobile

.1

.3




1.0

other

.25

.25

.45

.25

.15

.35

unidentified





1.3


As you can see, you can make whatever claims you want about browser popularity if you pick the right source. The margin of error is massive.

The only REAL question for developers is: "Should I support Firefox on my web site and if so, what versions?" Given the fact that anywhere from 11% to 39% of all Internet users are running Mozilla, I'd say the answer is probably "Yes."

Myth - "Firefox Achieved 150 million downloads in January of 2006"

Yes, there was one month where the number of downloads was over counted, specifically by about 20 million. Firefox really had 130 Million Downloads in January of 2006. I'm sure lots of people cared in January and February of 2006.

Myth - "Firefox is Secure"

Compared to what?

As Andrew points out "You only need one vulnerability to be insecure" so let's take a look at the metrics he uses and compare Firefox to Internet Explorer 6, Internet Explorer 7, and Opera 9, all on Windows. After all, it wouldn't be fair to count Linux and Mac bugs when comparing Internet Explorer to the other browsers on security. If IE is an option for you, you're running Windows, and Mac and Linux bugs aren't really relevant.

Elsewhere on the page, Andrew makes a big deal out of the need to patch your browser and keep it up to date.

secunia.com

Unpatched Vulnerabilities

Total Vulnerabilities

% unpatched

Rating

Firefox 2.x

6

14

42.86%

Less Critical

IE 6

21

118

17.80%

Moderately Critical

IE 7

10

18

55.56%

Highly Critical

Opera 9

0

9

0.00%

No Rating

Is Firefox perfect? No. Is it more secure than Internet Explorer? According to Secunia.com it is.

Andrew's next source is CVE

http://www.cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvekey.cgi?keyword=firefox

According to a CVE search for the term "Firefox" there are 290 Entries.

For Internet Explorer, there are 606

For Opera, there are 79.

The search Andrew used does not tell you which of these are patched and what their severity is. According to CVE, Internet Explorer has over twice as many vulnerabilities as Firefox. The search Andrew used doesn't tell us how many of these are unpatched vulnerabilities in the wild. A quick review of the first page of hits tells us that for all three browsers, most the "vulnerabilities" are patched, and some only happen under very specific circumstances. CVE-2007-3924 for example, only happens if a user has IE and Netscape on the same machine, and uses a link in Internet Explorer to launch Netscape.

Andrew's CVE number is not just useless, it's misleading.

Finally, there's the 190 Security Advisories on http://www.mozilla.org/projects/security/known-vulnerabilities.html#Firefox all of which are fixed and most of which were fixed BEFORE any exploits were in the wild.

Myth - "Firefox is the Most Secure Web Browser" -

To be fair, according to secunia.com, Opera is far more secure than either Firefox or Internet Explorer. Many people are fond of saying that Firefox's superior security rating is due to it's reduced popularity. Could Opera's current rank be due to it having less than 2% of the total market share, or is it just written better? Ultimately, we won't know unless Opera, Firefox and IE evenly split the browser market.

Myth - "Firefox Vulnerabilities are Quickly Patched"

Andrew links to two bugs that have been unpatched since 1994. One of them is a Mac OS only bug, hardly relevant for Windows users. It exposes users to a potential Phishing attack if Java is enabled. The other bug refers to the fact that a web site can set a country wide cookie. For example, a web site in the .ru domain could set a cookie that can be read by all .ru domains.

Of course, Internet Explorer has vulnerabilities that have remained unpatched since 2003, "which can be exploited by malicious people to execute arbitrary script code on a user's system."

http://secunia.com/advisories/9056/

In the end, evaluating the relative security of a web browser can't be done by counting off the number of "bugs" that have been found. Windows XP shipped with a much mocked 64,000 "defects" most of which were cosmetic annoyances only the developers noticed. Counting off "Vulnerabilities" with no regard to the relative security of those vulnerabilities is the trick of a Pointy-Haired boss with little to no understanding to technology.

A real evaluation of Firefox vs IE or Opera requires more than a handful of security warnings cherry picked from the Internet.

Myth - "Firefox is More Secure because it is not integrated into the OS"

The only mention of this "Myth" on

http://news.zdnet.com/2100-9588_22-5630529.html

is the line "Not being in the operating system is a phenomenal advantage for us."

The quote is largely out of context. Firefox, Safari and Opera developers share an advantage over IE, in that they don't need to worry how their changes will, for example, impact the OS Help viewer. There are fewer vectors for software bugs when your product is not part of the Operating System.

The reality is, your COMPUTER is more secure when your web browser isn't integrated into your operating system. Merging the file and web browsers alone opens you up to a variety of potential threats. Let's take a corporate situation as an example. A user accesses a shared network drive and in one of those folders is an HTML file that, if opened in your web browser, will infect your PC with malware. It's a Zero-Day exploit (Happens to all web browsers, even IE) and it's so new your corporate antivirus program does not yet detect it.

If your file browser is NOT integrated with your Web browser, then you open the directory looking for that quarterly report, see it's not there and move on. You'd have to open the file itself with your web browser to get infected.

If your web browser IS integrated into the file browser, as it is in Windows, when you open the folder Windows parses the HTML file in order to generate a thumbnail for your viewing pleasure, thus allowing the virus to infect your PC.

I don't pick this example lightly, as it describes the process by which an entire department at one of my former jobs found their PCs infected with a virus. Some people tried to delete the virus laden file from the network drive, but ended up betting infected themselves in the process. It was the last day anyone in that department used the "Thumbnail" view for Windows Explorer.

Let's take another situation. A MAJOR security flaw is discovered in your browser of choice. If it's NOT integrated into your operating system, you can, if you so choose, uninstall it. You can do that with Opera and Firefox, but you can't do it with Internet Explorer.

The Web Browser is not necessarily more secure if it's not integrated into the OS, but the OS is more secure if there are no integrated web browsers.

Myth - "Firefox is More Secure because it does not use ActiveX"

In the bad old days, AxtiveX was essentially a technology that allowed web developers to write executable code that ran whenever someone visited their web site. This code ran on the local machine of the end user, not on the server. Many viruses, trojans and other malicious programs were written to exploit this technology.

The major difference between this and Java, aside from Java being cross platform, was that ActiveX ran wihout a sandbox. Java code ran in an isolated form and barring a software bug, could only touch your local files if you granted it permission. ActiveX on the other hand could upload your entire "My Documents" folder to "Hackers R Us" in the background without so much as asking you if it can read a file.

Eventually, Microsoft added a confirmation prompt to execute ActiveX components. Ironically, this was not because of security concerns, but because of a legal dispute over a patent. It seems Microsoft got to bypass a lengthy and expensive legal battle by adding that dialog box.

Today, the security is a little tighter, but it's still painfully easy for ActiveX to muck up a Windows PC, Dave Massey's Blog notwithstanding.

Myth - "Firefox Extensions are Safe"

Third party products are always a potential vector for security problems. The ease with which Firefox add-ons can be developed has lead to a number that are less secure than they should be, and a few that are downright deceptive. There's an ongoing debate about how easily the "Trusted" designation is granted to Firefox add-ons. This "myth" is another of the rare instances where Andrew raises a valid point. People are not as aware of the security vulnerabilities present in third party products as they should be.

All that said, I find myself wondering if similar security concerns exist for Opera Widgets and Internet Explorer Add-ons. The wise course would be to assume that the third party code for those browsers is as vulnerable as that of Firefox.

Myth - "Firefox is a Solution to Spyware"

No, Firefox won't uninstall existing spyware, and it won't protect you from downloading and running a virus infected executable, if you are indeed dumb enough to do such a thing.

If you click "Yes" to grant an unknown Java program unfettered access to yoru PC, you can get a bevy of Spyware, even with Firefox.

http://www.vitalsecurity.org/2005/03/firefox-spyware-infects-ie.html

Yes, older versions of Firefox are apparently vulnerable to a InstallVersion.compareTo() exploit.

http://sunbeltblog.blogspot.com/2006/04/pssstyou-wanna-see-firefox-exploit-in.html

I've dealt with a long list of sales reps and office personnel who had chronic spyware problems. Installing Firefox stemmed the tide, because suddenly, they had to actually DO something stupid to get infected, as opposed to merely visiting the web site. I like to compare using Firefox to using a condom. It's not 100% safe, but it's a damn sight better than the alternative.

Myth - "Firefox 2's Phishing Protection is better than Internet Explorer 7"

I'm going to flat out Andrew K a liar on this one.

The test he linked to did NOT evaluate Mozilla 2.0's Anti-Phishing filter. The Firefox Phishing filter was introduced in version 2.0, but the study only tested IE 7 against Firefox 1.5.x running the Google Site Adviser. The ONLY mention of Firefox 2.0 is the line "Mozilla recently released a beta of Firefox v2 that incorporates some of this technology directly into the browser, using the same block list service as Google’s “Safe Browsing” tool."

The study Andrew K used to "debunk" Firefox 2's anti-phishing filter never even evaluated that filter.

Myth - "Firefox's Memory Leak is a Bug"

This is one of the few gems of actual information in the article, particularly the link to the article on reducing Firefox Memory Usage.

http://kb.mozillazine.org/Memory_Leak

Myth - "Firefox supports Extensions and Internet Explorer does not"

Yes, IE had "Ad-ons" as early as 1997, but the interface and development kit was poor and cumbersome. They were poorly integrated and infrequently used. The real innovation for Firefox was the creation of a quick and easy process for creating plug-in technology and the integration of an easy, simple Add-On Manager.

Yes, Microsoft did it first, but they did it so poorly it wasn't until Firefox came along over a decade later that anyone took notice.

Myth - "Firefox supports Extensions and Opera does not"

I was pleased to learn that Opera had added "Widgets" as of version 9.0. It's only fair, after all, Firefox did steal tabbed browsing from Opera.

Myth - "Firefox supports an Inline Search Feature and Internet Explorer does not"

This "Myth" should just be reworded to say "IE does not support inline search, unless you install extra software." Remember, Andrew K argues that Ad-ons are a BAD thing when discussing Firefox stability, why then does he advocate one here?

The simple fact is, Firefox supports it out of the box, IE does not. Andrew K didn't mention any of the performance tweaking tutorials for Mozilla when discussing relative speed and performance, why should he then get to mention an add-on for IE?

http://devnulled.com/content/2004/12/how-to-make-firefox-faster/

Myth - "Firefox was the first Web Browser to include an Integrated Search feature"
Myth - "Firefox was the first Web Browser to include Pop-up Blocking"

Again, here, Andrew gets it right. Integrated Search and decent pop-up blocking were first introduced by Opera. Opera also introduced tabbed browsing. I'm surprised Andrew didn't mention this.

Myth - "Firefox had Pop-up Blocking before Internet Explorer"

This is more a word game than anything else. Mozilla, the suite from which Firefox evolved, had pop-up blocking long before Internet Explorer. Since the Firefox name wasn't applied to a Gecko based browser until after IE added rudimentary pop-up blocking, you can technically, if misleadingly, claim IE had it before Firefox.

Myth - "Firefox Blocks all Pop-ups"

I want to see an actual source for this claim, other than the screen shot hosted on Andrew K's site. I've never before heard anyone claim Firefox blocks ALL popups. I've heard people say they haven't gotten once SINCE installing Firefox, but that's not the same as claiming it blocks them all.

Summary:

Andrew's comments about browser speed were the best supported of the article. Outside of that, most of his really "good" points were either pedantic, like Firefox NOT being abbreviated with a "FF" or turned to random, uninformed comments posted in unrelated forums. If the major source for a myth is, like the "Firefiox is Bug Free" claim, a Pet Lover's web site, then the myth itself isn't really worth discussing.

He chose questionable, even laughable sources for his "Myths" and took outrageous statements, like 'Firefox is bug free" and treated them seriously, as if the rantings of a handful of ill-informed newbies were representative of opinion at large.

He also took great pains to massage data to where it suited him. He was inconsistent with which browser versions he used for comparison, mixing and matching Firefox 1.x, Firefox 2.x, IE 6 and IE 7. This resulted in a highly biased article that gave the impression of trying to hide something.

He did make some good points, particularly when evaluating the relative speed of the Firefox Web browser against Opera, but these were lost in a sea of poorly supported half truths. If he stripped away the carefully massaged statistics and pointed out some of the potential flaws in his own arguments, he could make a very good case for trying Opera. Sadly, he chooses instead to stoop to misleading tactics and pedantic issues, squandering the opportunity to do more than just piss off die hard Firefox users.

Ironically, he fails to mention the fact that the free Opera browser is no longer ad supported.

The Ongoing Decline of Mainstream News

I find it depressing that Chris Crocker's most recent rant is getting so much media attention. A quick review of his previous videos reveals that he makes a habit of over the top, whiny, drama queen rants. The only thing about this rant that sets it apart is that it's about Spears. Crocker is a man who released a video where he was making out with another guy, all the while claiming this man was his biological brother. This of course turned out to be false, as faked and scripted as his rant about Spears.

The media coverage he's receiving is not just proof of the poor research skills of the Mainstream Media, nor is it just proof of how pathetic and vapid news coverage has become.

Crocker has proven once and for all that a single person with a little creativity and no shame can wrap the major news networks around his finger and that the Mainstream News can be played like a fiddle.

The Mainstream News has proven it's irrelevance by reporting the latest bit of Performance Art Flotsam as "news." It's been said that no one ever went bankrupt underestimating the intelligence of the American public. It seems the same is true of the US News Industry.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Puppy Sign

The magic of Stumbleupon brought me to this amusing photo originally hosted on fantm.com:


I have to admit, as far as threats go, its a clever way to remind folks to keep their kids in check.

Hell, even if they only follow through on the Espresso, it will guarantee the parent learns a valuable lesson.

Monday, August 20, 2007

WTF??? Tree Ripe Grape Juice??

Yes, I know, it's a brand name, but all I can think about when I see this is that grapes do NOT grow on trees!

Lunch

Lunch consisted of some leftover stuffed peppers. The peppers came from the recent Farm Share. The filling was made from pearl buckwheat, ground turkey, mushrooms, onion and diced zucchini.



To make this lovely dish:

Preheated the oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit

Wash, halve and hollow the peppers.

Peel and Dice

Brown the ground turkey in a 12 inch skillet using just a dash of olive oil.

Remove the ground turkey to a bowl using a slotted spoon.

Using the turkey fat still in the pan, brown the diced onions. When done, remove them to the bowl with the ground turkey.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

The article "4 (Harmless) Ways to Make a Man Jealous" is a blueprint for how to be a vapid, pathetic "partner." Head games like this are not the building blocks of a healthy long term relationship, but the way in which short term, high drama abortions get lionized and relabeled as "relationships." The article above won't contribute to a relationship, it will merely help degrade it.

I can't help but wonder who David Zinczenko thinks less of, men or women. The article makes it clear he thinks men are easily manipulated morons whose feelings exist only to be toyed with for a woman's own ends. On the flip side, he apparently sees women as heartless puppet masters who view men as little more than a wallet and potential sperm donors. One wonders what kind of loveless, high drama "relationships" David Zinczenko has lived through if he thinks this article is good advice.

I pity anyone who reads David Zinczenko's drivel and tries to implement it. They're clearly so lost when it comes to love and relationships that the average Cosmo article is beyond them.

The only good thing about the article is response at kindlypogmothoin.com

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Lunch


Lunch today consists once again of Leftovers. I've got two Veggie Burger patties on a toasted sesame bagel, with a bit of mustard and ketchup. The Mac & Cheese is some leftover Annie's Rice Pasta Mac & Cheese.

I've been doing better about eating leftovers, having has leftover hot dogs, thawed buns and a can of baked beans for lunch yesterday. Sadly, the last of my alphabet soup had to be tossed.

I need to get into the habit of packing my lunch the night before, so I can just grab it and go in the mornings. Realistically, having as much prepped and ready the night before as I can tends to make the mornings far more pleasant.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Telemarketer from "Dish Network or Direct TV, whichever you prefer."

I received a call on August 11, 2007 at 11:14 am

It was a recorded message saying my area had "been selected to receive Free satellite" and inviting me to press "1" for more details.

I pressed 1, and got a male voice. I asked what company he was with and he said "We can offer you Dish Network or Direct TV, whichever you prefer."

I said, "No, I want to know who you work with, not who you're reselling for. According to the US Telecommunications Act-"

That's when he hung up.

I used *69 to find out he'd called from 866-909-6115, but when I dialed the number no one answered.

Friday, August 10, 2007

bash.org is a riot

http://www.bash.org/?789709

[xchlathx] "Dumbledore returns from the dead and declares it to be hammertime, Harry proceeds to break it down, Voldemort is unable to touch this."

http://www.bash.org/?789388
[Duskmon] It must have blown to be one of the first outsiders to convert to Christianity.
[Duskmon] Like, you're reading through the Bible for the first time, and then a bunch of Hebrews burst into your Church shouting "CAIN KILLS ABEL IN GENESIS FOUR VERSE EIGHT!"

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Garfield is Dead

Despite the efforts of Jim Davis to assure us otherwise, it was revealed in 1989 that Garfield is either dead, lingering in the memories of his own past or trapped in an abandoned house, slowly starving to death.

Kinda puts a whole new spin on the comics since then, doesn't it?

Feel free to read the comics for yourself, or read the discussions on Garfield's sad fate snopes.com

October 23, 1989
October 24, 1989
October 25, 1989
October 26, 1989
October 27, 1989
October 28, 1989






Wednesday, August 8, 2007

In which our hero almost becomes an agent of Darwin

I was late to work Monday. Part of my commute takes me past a Church and its parking lot. As I approached the parking lot, I saw a group of kids playing with kick balls and one lone, distracted adult apparently pretending to supervise them.

By reflex, I slowed down to about 20 miles an hour. This is just something I do when I see kids on the side of the road. This proved to be a good reflex, as in short order one of the kids bounced her kickball into the street. I screamed at the kid to "Stop" as I slammed on my brakes.

The woman screamed "No, it's going into the street!" but the kid was already darting in front of me to retrieve her ball.

I screeched to a halt stopping inches from the kid.

The woman came up and slammed the palm of her hand against my car's hood and started screaming at me , using phrases like "Driving like a maniac" and "You nearly killed my niece!"

My first impulse was to let her vent. After all, a kid in her care had nearly been run over, so she had good reason to be upset. After a few minutes, I tired of her verbal abuse.

I leaned out my window, and she backed away as if I'd threatened to hit her. Mustering all my self control I said as calmly as I could, "I was driving UNDER the speed limit, and it looks like I was paying more attention to those kids," I pointed at the parking lot, "than you were."

She continued to yell at me, more and more profanity creeping into her tirade. The child had long since reached the rest of the group, and most of then were watching her scream at me, some laughing.

The woman stepped forward again, raising her arm as if to hit my car again.

"What the HELL are you doing?" I said.

She looked shocked.

"Listen" I said, "If I'd been speeding, if I'd been going the damn Speed Limit, I wouldn't have been able to stop in time. I'd slowed down because I assumed you were an incompetent hag who can't babysit a spider plant and you proved me right. Now get back to those kids and WATCH them until a GROWN UP shows up to take over."

"You fuc-"

"And watch your language, there are kids around."

By this point she'd backed away from my car.

I called out the window, "Is there anything in front of my car?"

"What?"

"Have any of the kids you're supposed to be watching wandered in front of my car?"

"No," she said.

I put my car in gear and pulled away, going very slow for the first couple car lengths in case any other kids decided to get in my way.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

What's behind here?


What's behind here?
Originally uploaded by flakingnapstich
Bunny But!

Just thought I'd share.

This is an old photo of either Soot Sprite or Samson. You can't really tell from the rear view. The babies were about four or five weeks old when this was taken. Weighing in at around 11 to 13 ounces each, they now weigh 5 to 6 pounds each.

My how they grow. "Sniff"